@goldengateblond: There's a crying baby on my bus and I'm all "shut up baby, you're not the one going to work."
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@UncleDuke1969: I've got 99 problems... <snap> 98 problems. <snap> 97 problems. <snap> 96 problems. <snap> BRB... I need to buy more mousetraps.
@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.
@kpcuk: There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the right application of fonts and colours