@KentWGraham: There’s a fire at a trick birthday candle plant. Firefighters have been battling the blaze on and off for 5 days.
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@turd_firebird: If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.
@dafloydsta: Road rage, because yelling and cursing at strangers in the safety of your vehicle is fun. Unless they have a gun.
@Laser_Cat: America only considers a war a success if we build a Bed Bath and Beyond in the enemy's capital.
@TheMichaelRock: We'd probably have a lot less crime if superheroes would stop making movies all the time.