@froghammer: There's a giant exploding ball of fire in sky every day, and we're just supposed to be cool with it? Hell no, I'm not into that at all.
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@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played.
@KyleMcDowell86: DATING TIP: IF YOU EAT A MAGNET AND SLIP ANOTHER MAGNET INTO YOUR DATE'S DINNER SHE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO LEAVE YOU
@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?