@laurenmacdonald: There's a lot of strange facts in this world if you think about it. For example, some people like when there's pulp in their orange juice.
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@envydatropic: You never worry about the size of your doctor's fingers until you need a rectal exam. I know this now.
@geowizzacist: Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force
@itsthatAsh: Commas are the coolest punctuation, because they're like "Yeah, you haven't got time to stop, but you can chill for a little bit."
@AdamOfEarth: [Heart: Tell her her eyes are windows into eternity, filled with fire... Brain: Beacons, stars in a vast darkness] Mouth: HEY GREAT EYEBALLS