@ruinedpicnic: There's a marble statue of Mr. Peanut sculpted by Michaelangelo in the basement of the Sistine Chapel that only the popes know about
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@protolalia: If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses.
@KKAlThani: An alarm clock that sends the person you like one of your deleted mirror pictures every time you hit the snooze button.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [presses every button in elevator] here's how Michael Bay ruined the ninja turtles
@VancityReynolds: The pen is mightier than the sword. Also, parking a car in someone's living room sends a pretty damn clear message too.