@omgthatspunny: There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
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@AIanHangover: Feeling stressed out? Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever's bugging you.
@shegotagronk: Pretty cool that there's no law saying you can't name your kid Squidward if you want.
@EJGomez: "dad mom wont tell me where babies come from" *dad slams newspaper down* DAMN THAT WOMAN & HER SECRETS *clenches fists* WHY WONT SHE TELL US