@omgthatspunny: There's a new type of broom out, it's sweeping the nation.
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@SoulYodeler: Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?
@Monicann86: My Doberman sits on other dogs to assert dominance. I'm going to try this with my co-workers.
@SequelsWeWant: Inside Out 2: The girl enters puberty. Her emotions get out of control. She goes Goth. Sadness murders the other emotions in their sleep
@daemonic3: Girlfriend: Are you ready to be a dad? "I don't know, how would I know?" GF: I'm pregnant! "Hi Pregnant, I'm... OH MY GOD I'M READY"