@AntozWolf: There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects "Yolo" to "tool."
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@Crunk_Jews: This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom.
@4handfuls: Spending the weekend installing toothpaste-colored carpet since my 3 yr old insists on brushing his teeth while walking around the house...
@amishschool: Did some financial planning and it looks like I can retire at 62 and live comfortably for eleven minutes.