@NotOnTheMoors: There's a section of my fridge/freezer devoted to ageing things I bought because the free sample in the supermarket was quite tasty.
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@caliluvgirl77: [staff meeting] "Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge, and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"
@Death_Buddy: You sneeze, and a tiny book titled "A spiders guide to navigating the human brain" shoots out your nose. You faintly hear a spider cussing.