@GrandadJFreeman: There's a serial killer in our house! Normal people: "CALL THE POLICE, LETS GET OUT OF HERE!" - In movies: "Lets go find him" -___-
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@jenniferfralic: The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not have brains is great news for stupid people.
@kcmoore51: Oh you're in the shower? Here's the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
@Harbinger_one: This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, "Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend" on it. I'm so torn right now