@Courtniss_: There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart.
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@HousewifeOfHell: I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall.
@astutenewf: M: I can't access Twitter IT: We blocked twitter M: What am I supposed to do with this computer now? IT: Work? M: Who hurt you?
@IAmKashWah: *outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn