@tastefactory: There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek.
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@3sunzzz: The closest I've ever come to being a 'hunter and gatherer' is opening my own pistachios.
@eddiesnextwife: Because you crave something doesn't mean it's good for you. Every time my husband opens his mouth about politics I crave instant death.
@truegritrumble: ME: *taking their hand* It's okay. We all struggle with connecting. RABBID RACCOON: *hissing & desperately trying to wrench its hand free*
@CloydRivers: Hey ladies, No Shave November ain't for you. Just saw some gal lookin' like she was tryin' to smuggle a cactus in her yoga pants. Merica.