@tastefactory: There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek.
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@MrEd_EVH: I'm gonna make a alternate account so I can catfish myself. I know what I like so I may fall for it
@shutupmikeginn: I thought Match .com was a place to arrange fights to the death, but turns out it's a website to find love. So I was close.