@tastefactory: There's a spider that's been in the same place on my living room wall for an hour so he's essentially also watching Shrek.
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@ShawnIzadi: That moment you could pass as an Olympic speed walker because you are racing to the bathroom.
@theDanLawler: A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours.
@fluffysuse: If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel.
@Slygirl08: *Really attractive person waves at me in their car*-*I wave back enthusiastically*-*realizes they were just putting their visor down*