@Pink: There's a woman at breakfast with a mink purse. I guess it's important to skin an animal alive to keep your credit cards warm... Idiot
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@Jc1Johnny: If a woman wants to date me, she has to meet my strict criteria 1. Hair 2. At least one eye 3. A pulse 4. Not that bothered about 1
@BallsMcBallski: The seventh rule of Fight Club is no one leaves until ALL the chairs are put away.
@Adam14: Calling a girl "honey" is ok. Calling a girl "bee vomit" is not ok. I'm a relationship expert.
@daveexplosm: If God hates gays so much, why didn't he put it in the ten commandments? Instead he's more pissed that you're jealous of your friend's PS4