@The_JRM: There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost.
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@Laser_Cat: You can tell I come from a long line of hunters the way I cunningly stalk the rare Totino's Frozen Pizza.
@robin_991: The scariest moment in the world is when a 3yo looks at you and says CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH
@gkaluma: Why are government cars always in a hurry!! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties.