@djr_102: There's an epidemic in Britain that makes vulnerable young women inexplicably attracted to douchebags who miss leg day.
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@ScottLinnen: You really dropped the ball today Ted. You're fired. "Please, no. I can try harder." You operate a wrecking crane, man. People died.
@tangledteatime: Me: Alright. Does everyone have their parachutes? Paul: Yup. Dave who sometimes lies for fun: *giggling* Yah.