@LisaMcAlister1: There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: You could murder someone in California and they wouldn't even arrest you as long as you properly composted the body.
@iwearaonesie: If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore
@CherBear162: In the movie Titanic it always bugged me that she stayed on the raft when clearly she had more body fat for warmth.