@NervousJr: There's awkward, and then there's listening to a man try to have a conversation with his hairdresser.
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@walks_on_legs: Hm, want to use firecrackers but not wake the neighbors. I know, I'll light the firecrackers inside a container! Like this megaphone here!
@joshgondelman: Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never.
@TodaysResume: During your interview, try ending every sentence with "dot jpg". "How would you say you handle job pressure?" --Not a problem.jpg