@_itspat_: There's been a rash of break ins recently involving teenage boys, so I switched out all the locks in my home with bra clasps.
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@disco_bird: All firemen must dread the moment when they're done for the day and have to find the strength to climb back up the pole.
@TimmyPumpkin: *licks stamp* hmmm tastes weird *mails letter* hmmm mailbox had wings *drives home on flying monkey* hmmm that wasn't a stamp
@HighOnDrunk: I don't mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just ridiculous!