@markydoodoo: There's "disappointment" and then there's "Waiter walking past my table with food I thought was mine disappointment"
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@AddledPixie: "Unhand me you cad!" I shriek, before turning disappointedly to see that I've only caught my shirt in the silverware drawer.
@sad_tree: [courtroom] Lawyer: If you didnt bite that surfers leg THEN WHO DID Shark: I'm telling you idk *whale in the audience opens a big newspaper*
@RogueGod: After two divorces, I think I've found the key to a successful marriage. Don't marry a c**t.