@Bill_Nye_Tho__: there's literally no way to know for sure how many chameleons are chillin in your house right now
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@LurkAtHomeMom: I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance.
@ReneeHooray: Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day.
@SuitableHolmes: Words can not even begin to describe your beauty and how much I need to borrow your car.
@WheelTod: My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax.