@meganamram: There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house
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@AnnDabromowitz: WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad
@pinningnut: "You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches"
@CloydRivers: I do 8 sit-ups every mornin'. Might not sound like much, but there's only so many times you can hit the snooze button. Merica.