@Lakelandr: There's never been a single day in my life when I thought to myself " thank god the cops are here"
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@Lipgloss_Nerd: Even in the darkest moments there's always a light at the end of the tunnel, but yours will probably be an oncoming freight train.
@Tharin_P: Bank ads make me want to hide my money under my mattress. They also make me want to acquire some money for hiding, but that's a side issue.
@Sickayduh: I tried to kill a spider by drowning it in douche and now it keeps picking fights with me on social media