@Donna_McCoy: Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand.

@SamuelHLowe: I'm sorry, I live in the U.S. so I don't really get the metric system. How much exactly is "in moderation"?

@Parentpains: "I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist." - People who haven't spent time with me yet.

@JessObsess: ME: How are you? "I can't complain" ME: Maybe you're not trying hard enough

@lecalabara: Caught my son running a Google search for "adult entertainment". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family.