@dougbies: There’s no gangsta way to pull on a push door
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MandaPandaXo4: I can't date a guy who's afraid of spiders. He can be afraid of stuff I'm not. Like, nachos, maybe. That's fine. I can take care of those.
@NicestHippo: "Bro she's a cold digger" [later with gf] Do you only want me for my germs? [she stops licking my face] Why would you ask that?