@lloydrang: There's no gangsta way to say "Oopsie Daisy." I know that now.
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@PetrickSara: [Married Pillow Talk] Husband: Tell me what you want.. Me: I want you to take our kid to soccer practice tomorrow.
@MrJohnNorris: WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY
@SaraMansford: My kid just put on an apron and made homemade brownies so forget the world, I'm not even the best mom in my house anymore.
@Maddy_ubert: I just love it when my boyfriend comes to visit and brings me presents. He always says stuff like "stop winking and sign for this package"