@ElizaBayne: There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god
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@Ramitology: Thank God you've updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn't tolerate more suspense.
@Dani_Feld: Relationship status: I just found a piece of chicken in my hair. I ate it. Then looked for more.