@ElizaBayne: There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god
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@JUSTLisandra: Having my wisdom teeth pulled. They have nothing left to teach me. I must learn on my own from now on.
@Nonnie_Linda: Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt
@WHEREISWALTJNR: I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*.
@pixelatedboat: "They call me Mr Six Hours," I told her, trying to make it sound like a sex thing not the amount of time my head was stuck in a beehive for