@ElizaBayne: There's no I in anxiety. Wait. Yes there is. Oh my god oh my god oh my god
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@shatty48: Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets.
@trevso_electric: So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us "never let go." Frozen says "let it go." Smdh
@Vice_Queen: So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?
@Backthat_sid: Co-worker - Diet coke causes cancer. Me - My grandfather died at 102. CW- He used to drink diet coke? Me - No, he minded his own business.