@MoistPork: There's no "I" in meat, but there's "me" and "eat", and I don't know how vegans can argue with that logic.
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@MisterBombay: Before Twitter, I'd ignore dumb thoughts in my head like "How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?" Now, I tweet them
@several_sins: I moved out of my parents house so I could have sex whenever I wanted, I had no idea it would always be with myself.
@kimtopher22: My son has said Mom 327 times from his room this morning. He's 21 and home for the summer. It doesn't get better.