@patnspankme: There's no I in team but there is an I in marriage. There's also ME, AA and RAGE.
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@BriarSly: Well, if anything, the Mayans DID teach us ONE valuable lesson. If you don't finish something...it's really not the end of the world.
@RandomlyMJ: Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats.
@junejuly12: Me: Just so you know, I’m on a juice cleanse now. Friend: Long time? Me: Since lunchtime. Friend: Until? Me: Happy Hour. Please bear with me through these difficult hours.