@SardonicTart: There's no "I" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth.
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@Rollinintheseat: Friend: "I'm breaking up with my boyfriend. He acts like a savage." Me: "Fred or Ben?"
@thepunningman: I see Google have dropped that internet specs thing then? "Google Glass" I know what glass is, Catherine.
@panmidwest: I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him