@SardonicTart: There's no "I" in team but there is one in shut your stupid mouth.
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@Jade_VK: I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective
@DrawingShadows: Answer: Marijuana Question: Why am I sitting here on the couch eating ice cream with a fork, watching Telemundo and wearing one sock?
@dumbbeezie: How to handle a one night stand the next morning 1. Put on Titanic 2. He's gone, that's it