@CelebrityChez: There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.
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@davedittell: the doctors gnash their teeth and howl through the night, but they dare not breach the lines of my apple orchard
@JCWisdomNuggets: "Paper or pl.." ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... "I'm not saying 'me'" ME! OMG we did it again! "..."
@daemonic3: [1st date] HER: I'm really into PETA ME: [trying to impress] I love dipping it in hummus