@CelebrityChez: There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.
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@StellaRtwot: Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.
@ka_unplugged: When I see an ugly guy buying condoms, I restore my faith in myself by thinking that he bought them only because balloons weren't available
@LnL245: I'm in awe of people who can pronounce camaraderie correctly the first, second or tenth time.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I hate when people say "you always want what you don't have" like that's really insightful and not just explaining the definition of "want."