@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
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@patrickmarkryan: *filming the Buick commercial with Matthew McConaughey* "the leather keeps sticking to my back" "for the last time Matt keep ur shirt on"
@aveuaskew: If you speak like Fat Albert throughout the entire exam, doctors will prescribe whatever you want.
@juliasegal: Not even a lifetime of watching horror movies will prepare you for the 1st time your baby says "hi" and waves to the empty corner of a room.
@Pork_Chop_Hair: If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my worcestershire.