@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
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@revious: If you're going to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 10, don't be open.
@Cheeseboy22: I bet you'll watch the cell phone camera footage of this concert for years & remember the fun you had holding up a cell phone at a concert.
@NYC_Blonde: I enjoy April Fool's Day because I like responding to fake pregnancy announcement texts with "no wonder you've been looking chubby".