@PortlandiaGirl: There's no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
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@NicestHippo: Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either
@crushingbort: Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling "white people milk" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street