@badbanana: There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
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@batkaren: HER: What's your cell plan? ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You? HER: ... ME: ... HER: ... V-Verizon.
@illiter8too: Me: Choose a mate who loves & respects their mom, but isn't overly dependent on her. Lady: These are 4th graders- Me: THEY NEED TO KNOW THIS
@briangaar: If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then "sucks" underneath