@badbanana: There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
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@bossybutfair: If I see under 30s getting married, I want to kiss them for their optimism and punch them for their stupidity.
@lilgapeach30: 8 *walks into the house with covered in mud* Me: MY LORD 8: well that's a nice way to greet me but no, just your son.
@ZachXJ: i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp