@badbanana: There's no sticker warning me not to eat this box of nails so I guess I'll just go for it.
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@juneohara65: "Go ahead, caller. . ." "Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"
@elle91: I saw a man running and started to panic that there was a fire or a bear and then I remembered that some people just do that.