@TheAlexP: There’s no subtle way of starting a game of dodgeball at a yoga class.
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@gorrdano: I understand if you aren't religious, I respect that. But you don't have to get all rude when I ask to use your first born as a sacrifice.
@dog_feelings: the human thinks. i won’t get excited. if they say. doubleyouayellkay. instead of. walk. but guess what. i am excited
@Bob_Heller: Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole.
@_coryrichardson: principal: your son is being bullied me: he needs a sword principal: what no that would- me: *pulls out a sword* principal: woah hold on i don’t want any problems me: *to son* see what i mean