@Just__J0: There's no such thing as a five second rule if you're putting it on someone else's plate.
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@alrightjam: Will you date me? breathe if yes, swim across the atlantic ocean while reciting the bible in japanese if no
@ThaJawn: Glue: *holds two pieces of paper together Crazy Glue: *holds two pieces of paper at gun point
@elle91: Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big.