@John_Quaintance: There's no such thing as detoxing your body, but enjoy spending three hundred bucks on your diarrhea.
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@TattleTSister: Halloween is the perfect time to trick people into believing you aren't really going to use that ice pick you're carrying around.
@ZombieProblms: Do zombies go to heaven when they die? I hope so. There's lots of nice people up there to eat.
@NurseMurderer: Objects in the mirror may appear like you've been depressed and have eaten a lot the last 3 years.
@tripeface: My neighbour knocked on my door this morning at 2:30am! Can you believe that 2:30am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.