@FilthyRichmond: There's no such thing as "fair trade" honey. Those bees are gettin' screwed.
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@DamienFahey: Congratulations, Americans who write "Cheers" at the end of e-mails. You've found something even more pretentious than "Sent from my iPhone"
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