@donni: There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually.
@copymama: I'm the kind of mom who burns one side of the grilled cheese, serves it to her kid with the non-burned side up, and crosses her fingers.
@ThaJawn: 4:*calls thing wrong name
4:*repeats wrong name
4:*maintains eye contact and repeats wrong name slowly
@Barknado69: "I got your back"
"And I got your nose"
"Ooh I want his feet"
Mr. Potato Head: *sobbing* guys stop it
@lovemydogduck: If it screams, it's not food yet