@donni: There's no time like the present. Or later. Later on is pretty similar, actually.
@QwertyJones3: "That sucked."
-Elephants who just saw The Peanuts Movie
@Vodkantots: "How much for the supermodel?" *winks seductively
"Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."
@Fred_Delicious: What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper
@joeljeffrey: I waited around all morning for the mailman so I could grab his hand through the mail slot.
@jonnysun: FRIEND: and this is my pug
ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say "oink"