@UNTRESOR: There's no "u" in narcissist
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@o__0Dev: I tried a vegan recipe book last night. It was much tastier than any of the recipes in it.
@keplyq: guard your heart, cater to no man's ego, honor your own time and your energy, don't use uber. happy 2015.
@honeybadgerMel: I wish my ears would visibly lay back like a cats when I'm pissed off so people would know when to leave me the hell alone.
@lemmywinkler: Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I'm just cooking!"