@UNTRESOR: There's no "u" in narcissist
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@KaptainKoRnie: Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey.
@johnnyw1981: As I lay my phone down to sleep, I pray my brain won't think of tweets. If I die before I wake, I pray and hope my phone to break.