@thingsbydan: There's not a day goes by that I don't think about this caption.
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@RealChrisChirdo: "I won't vaccinate my kids! It's not healthy and full of dangerous preservatives!!!" *gives kid a pop tart for breakfast*
@1BigMick: When I drop my son off at school I do one arm pushups at the entrance to let the other dads know that's what's up. But they're all at work.
@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.