@nPhelendriqal: There's nothing horribler than a word that isn't real.
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@1_swarthy_dude: [1st date] Me: "So, what do you do?" Her: "I'm a Herpetologist." Me: "Great! [pulls pants down] How bad is this?"
@notfaizzy: ...her name was April, and her only son went on to become a comedian but everyone just called him: April's fool.
@704919828: Apparently googling "how to get suspended with pay" from my work computer is frowned on by my employer.