@CherBear162: There's nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
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@AsgardianRose: Life can be compared to a 'Choose your own adventure' book. Sometimes there's a happy ending; sometimes you get eaten by a bear.
@flashember: DISH FATHER: You can NEVER see that spoon again! *daughter dish starts sobbing* [outside the window, Spoon is thinking] we leave tonight
@InigoUnleashed: Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!
@Sassafrantz: Me: [opens front facing camera at a funeral and starts crying] "he must've meant a lot to her."