@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
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@WoodyLuvsCoffee: Oh, you're an early riser? Yes. Have kids? No. A farm? No. Insomnia? No. Medical condition? No. Psycho.
@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@Dexxe: These food blogs start simple. 'How to cook rice. Boil. Serve' But over time... 'How to crème brûlée baba ganoush with caramel'.
@ilovepie84: Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996.