@Smooheed: There's nothing quite like a pissed off toddler trying to make her point by angrily storming away on a ride on ladybug
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@DistractedMomma: Can one of you please tell my ex husband that I died? I feel like it would be more believable coming from someone other than me.
@thespacewad: If your parents say, "You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up", remind them that they'll have to die for you to be Batman.
@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
@skickwriter: Saying you like a lot of meat in your taco is received differently on Twitter than it is on Facebook. I know that now.