@Tylerosis: There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons.
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@lawbsterfest: Kevin, children are allowed to order pizzas. You don't have to make the delivery guy think he's being shot at by gangsters. For christ sake.
@Karissajem: Husband just asked if I was too drunk to cook dinner. Ha! Does he think I'm some sort of amateur? *googles how to cover up burnt eyebrows*
@TheAlexNevil: Death: I've come for you. Me: That's what she said. D (bursts out laughing): You get me with that one every time! Ok, see ya.
@Nikkeya08: My husband just got to level three on netflix: "faking an illness" to finish binge watching I'm on level 6: "faking your own abduction"