@Tylerosis: There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons.
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@MelvinofYork: I thought my wife was super pissed at me, but it turns out she was only “disappointed” in me. Thank God, I definitely dodged a bullet there
@SaraMansford: Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning.
@PortRooster: If women had to be assembled, a lot of us would probably just play with the box...