@Tylerosis: There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons.
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@Merman_Melville: At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die
@JermHimselfish: There used to be 9 planets, just like there used to be 9 members of Wu-Tang, but then ODB died so they had to kick Pluto out of the group.
@egg_dog: [death row] Guard: Any last words? Me: [smugly] photosynthesis. Guard: … Me: it sounded longer in my head.