@Molly_Kats: There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: The sign at this gas station says "turn engine off" so I catcalled my engine and its cute friend from across the street.
@SufficientCharm: My boyfriend took me to dinner and insisted I order my food in a robot voice, so I took him to bed and insisted he make Chewbacca noises.
@jewfacekilla: Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack.