@Molly_Kats: There's panic and then there's can't-find-your-tampon-string-panic.
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@brynnester: [Driving Lesson] "You've been learning a few weeks now" Me:Yes "Progress has been slow" Me:Yes "Perhaps it's time you sat up front with me?"
@patnspankme: If stranded in a lifeboat in the middle of the sea, rub 2 FB accounts together to generate enough thoughts & prayers to lift you to safety.
@yab_kat: [gets pulled over] Officer: *through window* Do you know why i pulled you over? Me: *punches steering wheel* answer the man you criminal car