@michaelianblack: There's probably one fireman in every house who likes to work the pole in front of the other guys "as a joke."
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@lasergirl70: Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror.
@farleftcoast: I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.