@Leemanish: There's this guy at work who's always putting on a sweatshirt. No one's ever seen his face.
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@Gilmatic: *nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever I catch staring at my nose hairs
@TheToddWilliams: [family therapy] JIMMY: My dad turns everything into a movie reference DOC: Why do you do that? ME: I want to develop a bond, James. Bond
@Nonnie_Linda: Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt