@ryaninco: There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.
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@Brampersandon_: [White House] Any ideas on how to defeat ISIS? *Biden excitedly raises hand* Besides assembling the Avengers. *Biden dejectedly lowers hand*
@julezmac: Football is so cute it's like some guys are like we're gonna get you and one guys like no no no no
@ericsshadow: [text] "Hey" Hi. "I'm just laying in bed thinking about you." This is your mom. "New phone who dis?" Eric, that doesn't work. You texted me.