@ryaninco: There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.
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@Lowenaffchen: Katana is Japanese for "sword". In Japan they have great respect for swords and their moms dont knock them off the wall while vacuuming
@blondebombs: They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness
@HavocMantis: *goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! "no one'll take you seriously-" *switches to double barrel finger guns* "do what he says"
@AbbyHasIssues: (Grabs store intercom) Would whoever dropped the list with “pizza” and “wine” on it in the cart come to the front? We need to be friends.