@ryaninco: There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.
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@tastefactory: I don't go on Facebook much so Dave, if you're seeing this, thanks for the invite to your 2007 New Year's party, hope you had fun dude.
@thedailymarker: When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch.
@kelkulus: The coolest part of the bible is where one couple somehow populates the world by having kids from every race and ethnicity.