@crunchenhancer: I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.
@d_duhwit: Scientist: Your bear/owl hybrid has escaped.
Me: Dont worry. I put a gps collar on it
Scientest: So u can..
Me: Track my bowl movements, yes
@checkyourfox: I'm sorry I got you birth control for Christmas and said it was my gift to the world.
@chaeronaea: i love twitter
@knot_eye: Why isn't a menu board at a coffee house called JavaScript?
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