@ryaninco: There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.
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@SuperRandomish: Me: *singing "Don't stop believing"* Joe: What are you doing? Me: Practicing for Journey duty J: You mean Jury duty? M: No, it says...shit
@sara_ashlynn: When I'm mad at my kid, I don't put the straw from the juice box in their school lunch.
@FinnMcIver: I really hate it when people repeat something twice when making a point. don't do that guys, don't do that.