@ryaninco: There's three cop cars in the parking lot of my gym. This might be my last Tweet for a little while.
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@slennonhugs: I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull
@MsNitnots: Girl in front of me on the bus just sent a text that was like a novel and the response was like a word and now even I'm pissed off about it.
@Ty_Schutz: Mailboxes were invented so you know how far away you can be in a robe before you look like a mental patient.
@BubblesnBooze: It's funny how your tweets are funnier now that I know you're hot. -everyone on Twitter