@michael_raphone: there's two types of people inthe world: cops who are a week from retirement and robbers who want to go straight but have to do one last job
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@InternetHippo: Requiring everyone's clocks to be the same is communism. Let the free market decide what time it is
@SatansTongue: He told me he wants my heart "Sharon I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer" No way! *later on with guy* Wow you're really into bondage huh?
@DearAnyone: A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.