@_Shizzle: Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all.
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@JIMBOSWELT: Randomly screaming and moaning in agony is a great way to get a seat by yourself on a packed bus.
@ilovepie84: I always get "never shake a baby" and "cats always land on their feet" mixed up. Anyways I need a lawyer.
@InternetHippo: Pokémon Go has taught us that there's a disturbing number of dead bodies just laying around everywhere