@HatfieldAnne: These baby cardinals are thugs. They muscle all the other birds away from the feeder. I saw one put out a cigarette in a blue jay’s eye.
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@shariv67: God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying.
@gilineezy: Does anyone else pack underwear for a trip like they're planning on shitting themselves twice for every day they're gone?
@Token_Geezer: Yeah, but I thought the whole point of twitter was to be stalked.nnThe word 'follower' should be evidence of that